Post by Not Ahava on Jan 4, 2009 1:05:50 GMT -5
"WOOOOO day off day off day off!" wooted Rangiku as her and Captain Hitsugaya returned from the emergency captain meeting. "This isn't really a time to be cheery." snarked Hitsugaya.
"Awwwww captain, you know this whole incident is nothing and will blow over in a day. Plus our division gets to stay indoors today which means.... *pulls out a mug of booze* DRINKING!!" *swigs a drink from the mug*
"Drinking in the afternoon? Really now Rangiku....... Rangiku??" Hitsugaya rushes to Rangiku as she collapses to the ground.
2 other similar incidents happened soon after, Jibando Ikkanzaka, the west gate giant, was eating apples when he collapsed and a special forces member of the 2nd division collapsed into his bowl of soup at the mesh hall.
Another accident happened at the 2nd division compound, some sort of explosive went off knocking out the special forces member nearby. 3rd seat Tatsufusa Enjoji of 8th division was nearby the explosion too and was quickly apprehended by Captain Soi Fon for questioning.
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*At Rukia's jail cell*
Guard #1: "..."
Guard #2: "..."
....
Guard #1: "This job sucks."
Guard #2: "Tell me about."
Guard #1: "I have to go take a piss."
Guard #2: "Hold it in our shift is almost done."
Guard #1: "But I really have to goooooooooooooooooo!"
Guard #2: "Stop being a baby."
Guard #1: "peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee."
Guard #2: "Fine go."
As the one guard leaves someone soon enters the room after him.
Guard #2: "Back already....?"
The guard looks up and sees a orange haired boy.... orange hair now really? He wondered.
Guard #2: "Who are-*SMACK*
Ichigo did not have time to talk so he did what he did best, kicking other people in the face. It isn't a nice thing and you could get in trouble for it but he never did so he continues to do it especially since it is so much fun.
Ichigo: "Rukia it's me Ichigo, I have come to rescue you!"
Rukia: "IDIOT! I told you not to rescue me!"
Ichigo: "Like that would stop me now come on lets go ..... how do I get you out?"
Rukia: "With the key.... which the other guard has!"
Ichigo: "Well I will wait here then."
As they waited Rukia looked out the cell window and what does she see? Well.... she sees the second shift of guards accompanyied by Captain Kuchiki and Captain Gin. OHNOES thought Rukia. What a turn of bad luck.
Rukia: "Quick you have to leave, two captains are coming.
Ichigo: " But"
"leave"
"but"
"right"
"but"
"NOW!"
Ichigo: "Okay okay I will come for you later."
As Ichigo quickly ran out to hide, the first guard comes back to see his friend lying on unconcious.
Guard #1: "What happened here?"
Captain Kuchiki: "I would like to know the same thing."
The two Captains were glaring at the one guard who had some toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his left foot.
Guard #1: "I just had to peeeeeeeeeee." ;-;
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Deaths
Wildcat = Rukia's guard
Sportzboytjw = Rukia's guard
B:L = Jibando Ikkanzaka
Raneados = Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto of the 10th division
Toxic Toys = Special forces of the 2nd division
Grundlterror = 3rd Seat Tatsufusa Enjoji of 8th division
Gump = Special forces of the 2nd division
"Awwwww captain, you know this whole incident is nothing and will blow over in a day. Plus our division gets to stay indoors today which means.... *pulls out a mug of booze* DRINKING!!" *swigs a drink from the mug*
"Drinking in the afternoon? Really now Rangiku....... Rangiku??" Hitsugaya rushes to Rangiku as she collapses to the ground.
2 other similar incidents happened soon after, Jibando Ikkanzaka, the west gate giant, was eating apples when he collapsed and a special forces member of the 2nd division collapsed into his bowl of soup at the mesh hall.
Another accident happened at the 2nd division compound, some sort of explosive went off knocking out the special forces member nearby. 3rd seat Tatsufusa Enjoji of 8th division was nearby the explosion too and was quickly apprehended by Captain Soi Fon for questioning.
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*At Rukia's jail cell*
Guard #1: "..."
Guard #2: "..."
....
Guard #1: "This job sucks."
Guard #2: "Tell me about."
Guard #1: "I have to go take a piss."
Guard #2: "Hold it in our shift is almost done."
Guard #1: "But I really have to goooooooooooooooooo!"
Guard #2: "Stop being a baby."
Guard #1: "peepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepeepee."
Guard #2: "Fine go."
As the one guard leaves someone soon enters the room after him.
Guard #2: "Back already....?"
The guard looks up and sees a orange haired boy.... orange hair now really? He wondered.
Guard #2: "Who are-*SMACK*
Ichigo did not have time to talk so he did what he did best, kicking other people in the face. It isn't a nice thing and you could get in trouble for it but he never did so he continues to do it especially since it is so much fun.
Ichigo: "Rukia it's me Ichigo, I have come to rescue you!"
Rukia: "IDIOT! I told you not to rescue me!"
Ichigo: "Like that would stop me now come on lets go ..... how do I get you out?"
Rukia: "With the key.... which the other guard has!"
Ichigo: "Well I will wait here then."
As they waited Rukia looked out the cell window and what does she see? Well.... she sees the second shift of guards accompanyied by Captain Kuchiki and Captain Gin. OHNOES thought Rukia. What a turn of bad luck.
Rukia: "Quick you have to leave, two captains are coming.
Ichigo: " But"
"leave"
"but"
"right"
"but"
"NOW!"
Ichigo: "Okay okay I will come for you later."
As Ichigo quickly ran out to hide, the first guard comes back to see his friend lying on unconcious.
Guard #1: "What happened here?"
Captain Kuchiki: "I would like to know the same thing."
The two Captains were glaring at the one guard who had some toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his left foot.
Guard #1: "I just had to peeeeeeeeeee." ;-;
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Deaths
Wildcat = Rukia's guard
Sportzboytjw = Rukia's guard
B:L = Jibando Ikkanzaka
Raneados = Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto of the 10th division
Toxic Toys = Special forces of the 2nd division
Grundlterror = 3rd Seat Tatsufusa Enjoji of 8th division
Gump = Special forces of the 2nd division